LibraryThing Meme

Jeremy at Philobiblos forwards a fun LibraryThing meme: the top 106 unread books. And because I just can’t help myself, here’s my version.

“The rules: bold the books you have read, italicize books you’ve started but not finished, strike the books you read but hated (likely for school), add an asterisk* to books you’ve read more than once, and underline those you own but still haven’t read yourself.”

I’ve made one change in the rules, using a dagger to indicate books that I haven’t read but which are on my paper reading list (since I don’t actually buy books at the moment and own none I haven’t read.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke (236/9041)
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy (211/8954)
One hundred years of solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (183/11973)
Crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky (176/10687)
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte (162/12137)
Catch-22 a novel by Joseph Heller (158/10886)
*The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien (155/8789)
Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra (152/6654)
*The Odyssey by Homer (136/10954)
The brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky (136/7174)
Ulysses by James Joyce (135/6255)
Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert (132/6267)
War and peace by Leo Tolstoy (132/5953)
*Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte (124/13765)
A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens (124/7460)
*The name of the rose by Umberto Eco (120/7706)
Moby Dick by Herman Melville (119/7719)
The Iliad by Homer (117/8723)
Emma by Jane Austen (117/8949)
Vanity fair by William Makepeace Thackeray (115/3827)
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (114/7115)
The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood (110/4806)
The Canterbury tales by Geoffrey Chaucer (108/6165)
*Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen (108/18293)
The historian : a novel by Elizabeth Kostova (108/6447)
*Great Expectations by Charles Dickens (106/8595)
The kite runner by Khaled Hosseini (106/13572)
The time traveler’s wife by Audrey Niffenegger (105/11414)
Life of Pi : a novel by Yann Martel (105/12692)
*Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies by Jared Diamond (104/7493)
Atlas shrugged by Ayn Rand (102/5984)
Foucault’s pendulum by Umberto Eco (101/5616)
*Dracula by Bram Stoker (100/6873)
*The grapes of wrath by John Steinbeck (99/7812)
A heartbreaking work of staggering genius by Dave Eggers (97/6451)
*Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (97/9127)
Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf (97/5565)
Reading Lolita in Tehran : a memoir in books by Azar Nafisi (96/4404)
Middlemarch by George Eliot (96/4159)
*Sense and sensibility by Jane Austen (96/8591)
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas (95/5167)
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden (94/11617)
The sound and the fury by William Faulkner (94/5043)
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (93/12421)
Quicksilver (The Baroque Cycle I) by Neal Stephenson (92/3525)
American gods : a novel by Neil Gaiman (92/10319)
Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides (91/8871)
The poisonwood Bible : a novel by Barbara Kingsolver (91/7461)
Wicked by Gregory Maguire (90/8905)
A portrait of the artist as a young man by James Joyce (89/6646)
The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (89/7165)
Dune by Frank Herbert (89/9222)
The satanic verses by Salman Rushdie (88/3251)
Gulliver’s travels by Jonathan Swift (88/4857)
Mansfield Park by Jane Austen (88/5360)
The three musketeers by Alexandre Dumas (87/4127)
The corrections by Jonathan Franzen (84/5066)
The inferno by Dante Alighieri (84/5873)
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens (83/4378)
The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand (83/5795)
To the lighthouse by Virginia Woolf (83/4608)
A clockwork orange by Anthony Burgess (83/6754)
Tess of the D’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy (83/4735)
The amazing adventures of Kavalier and Clay : a novel by Michael Chabon (83/5956)
Persuasion by Jane Austen (82/6479)
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest by Ken Kesey (82/5908)
The scarlet letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne (82/7746)
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe (82/4437)
Anansi boys : a novel by Neil Gaiman (81/6534)
The once and future king by T. H. White (81/4293)
Atonement: A Novel by Ian McEwan (80/6966)
The god of small things by Arundhati Roy (80/5509)
A short history of nearly everything by Bill Bryson (79/6266)
Oryx and Crake : a novel by Margaret Atwood (78/3976)
Dubliners by James Joyce (78/5530)
Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson (78/5385)
Angela’s ashes : a memoir by Frank McCourt (77/6349)
Beloved : a novel by Toni Morrison (77/5523)
Collapse : how societies choose to fail or succeed by Jared Diamond (76/3822)
The hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo (75/2520)
In cold blood by Truman Capote (75/5473)
Lady Chatterley’s lover by D.H. Lawrence (73/3169)
A confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole (73/6061)
Les misérables by Victor Hugo (73/4694)
*Watership Down by Richard Adams (72/6255)
The prince by Niccolo Machiavelli (72/6363)
The amber spyglass by Philip Pullman (72/6645)
*Beowulf : a new verse translation by Anonymous (72/6350)
A farewell to arms by Ernest Hemingway (71/5122)
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance : by Robert M. Pirsig (71/5554)
The Aeneid by Virgil (71/5057)
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson (69/4625)
Sons and lovers by D.H. Lawrence (69/2563)
The personal history of David Copperfield by Charles Dickens (69/4311)
The road by Cormac McCarthy (67/5099)
Possession : a romance by A.S. Byatt (67/4128)
The history of Tom Jones, a foundling by Henry Fielding (67/2131)
The book thief by Markus Zusak (67/3554)
Gravity’s rainbow by Thomas Pynchon (66/3261)
*The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells (66/3046)
Tender is the night by F. Scott Fitzgerald (66/3131)
Candide, or, Optimism by Voltaire (65/5083)
Never let me go by Kazuo Ishiguro (65/4317)
*The plague by Albert Camus (65/4610)
Jude the obscure by Thomas Hardy (65/2944)
Cold mountain by Charles Frazier (64/4160)

Personal Libraries

PhiloBiblos has written a post summarizing the (hilarious) current debate on how to order and display a personal library. Thanks for providing all those links in one place and enabling my laziness!

Do I feel guilty about unread books? Occasionally, though the books usually aren’t on my shelves but floating around in my head or scrawled on the battered, stapled, ink-stained legal-pad pages that live in my messenger bag and serve as my current “To Read” list. I’m way too obsessive to use something like LibraryThing to organize my reading. If I ever got started with it I’d definitely feel the need to record every single book I had ever read. Because I’m a weirdo who can’t take it when things around me aren’t complete and in perfect order. Just thinking of all the books I couldn’t remember but urgently needed to record would make me a crazy person.

But as far as unread books go I try to remind myself that I’ll never have time to read everything I want, and that’s ok. As long as I just keep rolling the boulder.

Instead, what really makes me feel guilty aren’t the unread books but the library I haven’t got, unlike all the lovely ones being discussed in the above referenced posts. I’ve bought hardly any books within the last two or three years because it’s difficult to justify the expense, especially when I can use the library instead. I’ve also moved around a lot lately, between dorms and apartments and internationally. I reached the point last summer when all those books I’d hoarded began to seem more like a burden than a useful library. I didn’t even have self space for half of them. So I sorted out two bookcases worth of my favorites to keep, and the rest were farewelled in six trips to the used bookstore. The few valuable books I own went into a safety deposit box because I don’t have a safe place for them at home; knowing they’re sitting around while I’m away for long stretches makes me nervous.

So, I don’t really have a library anymore, or just a very tiny one. I’m a bad bibliophile! Sort of shuffling my feet and looking away while everyone discourses at length about the organization of their vast treasure troves. My time will come, I hope. One day I’ll settle down into my own apartment with a normal life and a dog and a lot of empty shelves to begin filling up.

Oh, and as far as the decorative possibilities of books, I’ll just refer to Mr. Bernard Black.